Goddamnit Mary lol that actually sounds pretty damn tempting since I’ve been sweating so insanely today I thought about jumping in the pool…it may as well be filled with hand sanitizer..
MY DAD IS COMING HOME TODAY!
I’m equal parts excited and nervous. Excited obviously because he’s now okay to leave which means his white blood cell counts are up enough, but so nervous because we’ve tried to clean as much as we can but is it enough!? And even if it actually is enough, it’ll never be enough for my mom who is going to go insane when they get here O_O Someone pray for me lol
Shoutout to Ibuprofen
Specifically 800mg of it that I took this morning after waking up in the fetal position. Apparently Mother Nature decided to drop kick me in the ovaries while I slept…ADORABLE. But everything is right with the world because now I’m floating. #winning
I think it’s time to listen to Rob Thomas with the little sister while making lemon drop cookies and homemade mac n cheese while havin’ a Stella… it’s Friday night yo